from this mth Reader Digest


My husband and i refer to all meat as chicken to keep our young picky eaters from refusing other meat.

We realised the folly of this plan when, as we drove past a pasture of grazing cattle while travelling to visit my parents' farm, six-year-old Megan piped up from the back saet and asked, "Mum, are those the cows that make chicken?"

he ate my heart, then he ate my brain ♥